I'm Eleanor. This is a collection of some of the humorous things I've found on my meandering journeys thru the interweb...


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Aug 19, 2014
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aconnormanning:

prokopetz:

anarchydiver:

The reason why the room was pink was because on black and white film, hues of red become dark shades of black. Pink is the perfect balance to give it that dark creepy grey.
PHOTOGRAPHY BITCHES

A related fun fact: while old black and white film was under-sensitive to reds, it was correspondingly over-sensitive to greens. Actors whose characters were meant to have unnaturally pale complexions - like Morticia Addams - would often take advantage of this by wearing makeup with a green base tint in order to make their faces “pop”. This is where the modern trope of cartoon vampires having green skin comes from.

These are some fun fucking facts

aconnormanning:

prokopetz:

anarchydiver:

The reason why the room was pink was because on black and white film, hues of red become dark shades of black. Pink is the perfect balance to give it that dark creepy grey.

PHOTOGRAPHY BITCHES

A related fun fact: while old black and white film was under-sensitive to reds, it was correspondingly over-sensitive to greens. Actors whose characters were meant to have unnaturally pale complexions - like Morticia Addams - would often take advantage of this by wearing makeup with a green base tint in order to make their faces “pop”. This is where the modern trope of cartoon vampires having green skin comes from.

These are some fun fucking facts

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Aug 18, 2014
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artemisfowlstolemysoul:

Being a nice person is so fun

Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.

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Aug 5, 2014
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snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

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Aug 3, 2014
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pleatedjeans:

via

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Jul 30, 2014
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Jul 29, 2014
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kimchibae:

"dick is abundant and low value" i am screaming

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Jul 25, 2014
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happyd00dle:

OMG

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Jul 24, 2014
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yogaholics:

Yoga lovers follow me!

yogaholics:

Yoga lovers follow me!

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Jul 23, 2014
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We have lost phone conversations, because talking on cell phones is no fun at all, and it’s harder than texting or typing. I do think we’ve lost that, but we’ve gained a lot with the internet. I feel like the internet has turned us all into letter writers. I think of my mother when I was a kid, she never wrote down anything but a grocery list. People didn’t write, because you’d call. Why would you write anything? But now we’re all writers.

So when people complain about grammar and punctuation, I think it isn’t that our grammar and punctuation have gotten worse, but that it used to be that only writers wrote. Only people who were in education wrote, but now we all write: we all text, we all post. I feel like we’ve lost phones but we’ve gained this whole different type of correspondence that hasn’t existed since the age of letter writing.

Rainbow Rowell interview on Den of Geek: Landline, fangirls, the internet (via bethanyactually)

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Jul 23, 2014
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sebsational:

How I almost signed over my entire life to Applebee’s for a gift card of an indeterminate amount.

Also their last tweet. Who do they think I am? I went to COLLEGE.

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Jul 1, 2014
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natawhat:

misandrist:

People in their early twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults

I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.

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Jun 27, 2014
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oknope:

you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.

You’re doing it wrong.

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Jun 27, 2014
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FOREVER REBLOG

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Jun 19, 2014
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Reblog this for a Tumblr blog match

justdontwordshurt:

justdontwordshurt:

justdontwordshurt:

I kinda ship some blogs with other blogs in hopes that one day you’ll follow each other. So anyone who reblogs this I will pair you up with another blog who I think you are compatible with. Please I’ll do them all!

JUNE 21, 2014 IS THE DEADLINE. THE COUNT DOWN BEGINS.

5 DAYS LAST CHANCE REBLOG ONCE

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