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Follow Up of the Day: Don Gorske of Fond du Lac consumes his 25,000th Big Mac exactly 39 years after he first bit into McDonald’s signature double decker.

“I plan on eating Big Macs until I die,” Gorske told the Associated Press. “I have no intentions of changing. It’s still my favorite food. Nothing has changed in 39 years. I look forward to it every day.”

[jsonline / video: cnn via newslite.]

In related news, I got dumped at that very same McDonald’s once.